“Hello there. I am Lyla. I am Siamese if you please. Actually, I am Siamese, even if you don’t please. I’m in need of a new butler or maid and will be interviewing applicants over the coming weeks. If you are in a position to worship me as the goddess I am and don’t mind working days, nights and weekends to insure my happiness and comfort, I would be most interested in scrutinizing you.”

For more information about Lyla and her friends, call 360-378-2158, 360-378-2159 or visit https://www.apsfh.com/.

Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor is located at 938 Cattle Point Rd. and is open Tuesday through Sunday, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., or by appointment.