Submitted by the Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor

I’m concerned about you. Yes, you.

To be frank, you look like you could use some excitement in your life. That, my friend, is where I come in. My name is Molly, and I’m a professional life coach and party planner. I’d like to help you with your winter doldrums by introducing you to cuddle therapy. I’d also like to share some cat-treat party ideas with you. I think you’ll find that what I have to offer will do wonders for your outlook on life, clear up your skin problems and make you more attractive to the opposite sex. Come on, let’s get to work getting your life back on track! Call me – I’ve got an office at the animal shelter. 378-2158.