Submitted by the Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor

My name is Clementine and I’m here to audition for the role of your-new-best-friend-and-part-time-comedienne. I’m really hoping you have opposable thumbs because I do my best work in the sink.

I can play the diva, the prankster, the vixen, the scorned woman, Cleopatra, Calamity Jane, Madame Butterfly — you name it. All I need is a chance to show you my stuff. I’ll be in my dressing room here at the animal shelter if you need me. Ciao!