“Well. Since you asked, those pants actually do make your butt look big. I’m just being honest. My name is Berry and I believe there are two types of people in the world: Those who like cats and morons. If you fall into the first category, we should meet. I’m here at the animal shelter. … Let’s meet soon.”

For more information about Berry and her friends, call 360-378-2158, 360-378-2159 or visit https://www.apsfh.com/.

Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor is located at 938 Cattle Point Rd. and is open Tuesday through Sunday, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., or by appointment.