I say, Cavendish – I’m ready for my tea. Perhaps we can take a proper stroll through the garden after elevenses? One does get so invigorated after a brisk stroll, does one not? What I’d really fancy is a nice home where I can be the lady of the house. I do so enjoy being spoiled and pampered. I will require a French tutor, as well as a lady’s maid, not to mention fresh linens on a regular basis. If you are of the opinion that one’s dog must be treated like royalty, please ring me up immediately. My name is Coco. I’ve taken a room at the animal shelter until my new home has been sussed out. Cheerio for now.