Pet of the week

Hello. I’m Jordan and I’m currently residing at the animal shelter while taking applications for my prospective Valentine. If you’re interested in being my Valentine you must:

• Like to cuddle on the sofa.

• Keep a regular and abundant inventory of tasty snacks.

• Have lots of dog toys that squeak.

• Enjoy going for walks.

• Be patient with small dogs who have not had an easy life.

• Promise to love me forever.

If you have the above qualifications, I’d be very interested in being your Valentine! I’ll be conducting interviews all week!