Animal Protection Society Presents: Pet of the Week

  • Fri Nov 9th, 2018 1:30am
  • Life

Hello, darlings. I’m Nora and just in case you’re wondering I am in excellent shape. The last time I checked, round is a shape. I’m a middle-age gal in search of a living situation where I can just be me and watch my Jazzercise videos and cooking shows in the comfort of my own home. I’d also like to teach piano lessons and host my book club once in a while if that’s not too much trouble. What do you say? Shall we meet soon and iron out the details? Call me at the animal shelter. We’ll talk.

P.S. I hope you like “The Barefoot Contessa” as much as I do.