• Name: Farrah

• Status: Single. Haven’t found my soulmate. Yet.

• Sign: Aries. Virgo rising.

• Likes: Hip hop, Chinese food, BBC and belly rubs.

• Dislikes: Plastic wine glasses, opinions that differ from mine, Tibetan throat singing, beady eyes.

• What intrigues me: Dogs eating peanut butter, “I Love Lucy” re-runs.

• Favorite movie: “The Swamp Thing” (“Paul Blart, Mall Cop” is a close second).

• Dream vacation: Seven days, luxury accommodations, at the Lisbon annual Sardine Festival.

• Hopes and dreams: To be chosen as someone’s girl.