Hello, Dahlinks. I am Indigo. Just because I am a Russian Blue cat does not necessarily mean I am a spy. I’ll admit, I do enjoy listening in on you, especially when I hear the sound of a can opening. That always gets my attention. And, to be honest, I also like watching you. You do some strange things and I find you very entertaining. I am aware that’s not a real bird on the end of that string, you know.

You can rest assured I have no interest in your silly elections. For now, let’s just say I’ve got my eye on you. If you need to get information to me, I am at the animal shelter. Use the code word, “borscht.” Until then, my comrades.