Pet of the week

  • Wed Feb 13th, 2019 1:30pm
  • Life

Hello. I’m Jordan and I’m currently residing at the animal shelter while taking applications for my prospective Valentine. If you’re interested in being my Valentine you must:

• Like to cuddle on the sofa.

• Keep a regular and abundant inventory of tasty snacks.

• Have lots of dog toys that squeak.

• Enjoy going for walks.

• Be patient with small dogs who have not had an easy life.

• Promise to love me forever.

If you have the above qualifications, I’d be very interested in being your Valentine! I’ll be conducting interviews all week!