Hi there! My name is Scooby, and I’m Friday Harbor’s newest stand-up comedian. Say, what’s it called when a kitten with a full belly meows for more food, even when their bowl is half full? Fake mews! Get it? What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on! Geez, I’m hilarious. I’ve got a million of ‘em!

Come visit me at the animal shelter and I’ll make you laugh your tail off.