Animal Protection Society presents: Pet of the Week

  • Wed Aug 29th, 2018 1:30am
  • Life

Hello again. It’s just me, Vegas, reporting from the animal shelter, where I continue to wait to be discovered. I’ve been asked to leave Kamp Kitty for certain “transgressions” against the other feline residents. Apparently, not all cats enjoy my Jean-Claude Van Damme imitation. Go figure. They gave me a promotion, and now I’m in charge of lobby security. I even have my own office. Stop by and meet me. Call first to get my nap schedule, please.